If there was a chav bible (Which there probably is, mind you) what would the ten commandments be?. Well here's my stab at it, hope you like it.
1.Though Shalt use a condom.
2.Though Shall wear trackies.
3.Though Shall hang around McDonald's.
4.Though Shalt be kind and generous.
5.Though Shalt get good grades.
6.Though Shall at least wear 4 chains.
7.Though Shall live in a council house.
8.Though Shall wear only designer clothes.
9.Though Shall wear massive skate shoes when you do not skate.
10.Though shall slag off every by-passer.
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