The Chav Bible : The 10 Commandments

If there was a chav bible (Which there probably is, mind you) what would the ten commandments be?. Well here's my stab at it, hope you like it.

1.Though Shalt use a condom.
2.Though Shall wear trackies.
3.Though Shall hang around McDonald's.
4.Though Shalt be kind and generous.
5.Though Shalt get good grades.
6.Though Shall at least wear 4 chains.
7.Though Shall live in a council house.
8.Though Shall wear only designer clothes.
9.Though Shall wear massive skate shoes when you do not skate.
10.Though shall slag off every by-passer.

What Are Chavs?

Picture this : A young boy, probably age 11 or 12 who wears trackies and too much jewelery, going around shouting bad language at random people because they cannot control their primal instincts. Usually a typical chav has impregnated at least 3 teenage girls and bought at least £50.000 worth of mcdonalds, including a hefty amount of trackies.

They nest only in Britain but "chavophobia" can spread very easily.
Chavs usually hunt in packs and are seen near fast food outlets (commonly McDonald's) and if compromised, be prepared for lots of verbal abuse.

The easiest way to tell a chav from a citizen is by their car. Citroen's are very common chav vehicles, containing both stickers and a boom box.

A typical chav vehicle, see above.